Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Raghu Chronicles : When I heard the Boogiest of them all

Prabhu the husband
Rohini the wife
Indu the driver
Vinod the Neighbour
Vikasini mother of Adriksha
Adriksha the first one aka Jana
Madhu - The cam girl

These are the events that were heard by Raghu who happened to work with Prabhu.

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As we sat for lunch, we saw Prabhu laughing at the windows. It was heavily raining outside ....

"When the night of 13 June stuck nine pre mid , there was a sudden booming of clouds .

When the droplets counted to millions, the bus stop at Rikey Nagara was flooding.  "

Whenver it rained, the giant was seen laughing and no one had the guts to speak to him. The heart was weeping but the mind projected it as a broad mouth with vibrating throat with a big roar.

"Rohini was standing at the bus stop and there was no sign of the 14A bus. Another 100 wasted she thought , just as the next rickshaw driver stopped"
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He remembered advising , never ever wear short skirts to office on monsoon days. But she was always adamant : "I had to leave only for 10 days" - but why on the 10th day he thought . "What went wrong that she decided to go for public transport ? "
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" Every penny is important, I will wait for the bus" she thought.

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It was the evening of 10th April , there was a cry at the hospital. The medical report showed, she will never be a mom. The femininity of the wife was questioned. The husband had frustrations. After all, his wife was the only family that he had.

Slowly, the attitude started to change. After marriage struggle made them realize many realities. Life was becoming less lively. Love making was more of a duty and not a passionate process.

The one who had advised on alcohol had to consume it to make the nidra . Prabhu had to bear it all.

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3 years ago:

Adriksha was getting ready for the day as this was the moment when she had to get dressed up and make up her thoughts .

Her mom was busy making the sweets and savories. "It is the taste of the snacks and the proudy of our parampara that is going to make this work. My little goddess deserves more . " - Vika thought
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Ever since the birth, Indu was single . His mom and dad had passed away during childhood and he was brought up by his uncle.

The advice given was , "live for one girl who is going to be there for you for the rest of your life tiem".

You will get her or destiny will make you find her. That one day, you life will change.

The day, he saw Adriksha , he decided, she is the one. But self - respect made him not to tell it to her. But , there was enough courage to go to her mom and tell, "I would like to marry your daughter. "

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"Yes, there is demand for ladies these days due to the difference in sex ratio, I can reject too". What do you think, I will marry a driver and live the rest of my life in a locked house serving you and your uncle, who always boozes . We need to shift to an independent house and your uncle can come and leave.

" I have been single all my life, I have not tasted a girl or even spoken to one. Everything was for you and now dont talk stupid"

"You dont know how to speak to woman"

"What , you are telling? You have spoken to many men and are judging me. I cannot bear this anymore . This is hurting me. My uncle is ,my mom and dad to me. I cannot leave him alone. He will die rather than being alone. "

"What did you just speak ? " Get out of my house-, mid aged Vikasini could not wait for more words from Indu.

What had thought to be the happiest day happened to be a worst one in their lives.

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Hearing what had happened in Vikasini aunt's house, Vinod was happy . "Even though , I am unemployed and enjoying life, there are still chances of me scoring Jana."

As days passed by , Vinod managed to get a temporary post at the Advocates office. Daily wage of 100.
This was when , the thought arouse, I will propose Jana . "Why should she reject me ?"

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"Get me the bouquet of  red roses . How much ? 200 ah . No , then get me a single rose . "

Standing in-front of the Jagannatha temple, the proposal was made and accepted.

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3 weeks before the marriage:

"Jana , my uncle is no more. I always lived for you and am still living for you . The last time , he was the reason, now he is gone. Can you live with me ?" - Indu asked

"What you are telling ? It is my marriage in 20 days and you are asking me to marry you . Dont be a fool Indu. You have to find another girl Indu . This is real life, I have fallen in love with someone else and decided to live the rest of my life with him. I am sorry for your uncle. My mother always opposed the company of people who drink and did not want your uncle to hinder our lives, that is why I spoke like that . Please dont mis-understand"

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"Rohini was my god and she will be my idol for ever. She was the most courageous woman I met . But , why is it that that ,  I had to do it. " - Prabhu laughed.

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Days later:

"Aaah , beat me. Beat me till I bleed. " - Eva shouted. It was bondage porn on the screen and some alcohol on the right hand. Indu did not have any other option.

The words that ran were: - " How can Madhu speak like that , I paid her and she has to serve me instead."

"What had happened was not in my hands. It was life and destiny that lead to it. But marrying a daily wage is stupid . I am driver , she should not have done it. "

Alas Jana, you life is like this now.

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The actual scene:

It was hotcams.com . There were new performers who had to somehow make it to the top by gaining 1000 points. There was Indu who was desperate for a woman. But a real woman would make it the end of his singularhood. It was both love for Jana and self - respect that made him not touch any other woman.

When , Madhu happened to enter the camera , there was Indu at other end. The eyes were same , the face was same . When she had to do the show, it was like , a man shouting at the womanhood of a lady. This was a performer who happened to not love her job. After all  , she was an Indian born in the lower class of the society who was struggling each day of her life.

Jana, I will give not only 1000 but even 10000 points for you. The hope in Madhu arouse, this time , it was full nude and not a semi nude one. The show was over, it was a pervert in the form of Indu on the other end. Show me more , give me more, bend , open your mouth.

But , just the usual 15 points at the end. Madhu felt she was cheated with wrong hopes. But , the microphone was still running. She asked- " Jaanu, number bol".

Then started the real stuff on phone. Somehow, the poison was forming on either ends . It ended in these words.

"FUCK A CORPSE CHOD"
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MAY n JUNE MOMENTS

Well, loads to speaks of :

1. Friend's aunt dies due to cancer and brought memories of what happened 21 years back at Karamana.
2. Paala paaty is no more.
3. Jiah Khan suicide !
4. I have been idle and enjoying life. Troubleshoot with whatever clues you find. Idiots are writing software and I have to suffer. Later I realized that the idiots need to sit and think intead of me raising CRs. Dumb logging, wrong logic, lack of ideas on how threading works and finally , no persons to QA . Who really cares   customer himself laughs and tells WTF :-) .
5. It is raining heavily and Kedanath is underwater !
6. Modi Maharaj gets his shield . But the king need to fight for his victory as allies are washing hands.
7. Facebook and Microsoft agree on project PRISM.
8. Realized that any type of events will have an explanation even though whatever reason the reality is attributed to .